Fonejacker
1. fonejacker is a 2007 comedy series for e4. the show revolves around prank calls carried out by kayvan novak, under a guise of one of several ridiculous characters, such as mr. doovdé, a man who pr-nounces abbreviations; terry tibbs, a used car salesman who conducts dodgy business over the phone; or george agdgdgwngo, an african-based scamster. all calls featured in the show are real. the show began as a pilot for channel 4 on their ‘comedy lab’ series.
2. fonejacker (or the fonejacker) is also the name of the prank caller, who is seen wearing a red bobble hat-come-balaclava, sungl-sses, and large green coat. he is often pictured using a large early-model mobile phone, or atop a building (revealed to be guy’s hospital, in london) using a usa payphone.
fonejacker (as terry tibbs) – wooden ladders – talk to me!
fonejacker (as george agdgdgwngo) – basically, we have discovered a pigeon inside the bank vault, sir.
fonejacker (as mr. miggins) – leicester square!
one man who seizes control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic.
fonejacker: are cats flammible?
man: er…..yes, very i think.
fonejacker: excellent.
a fonejacker seizes control of a telephone conversation to divert it from reason and logic
fonejacker is also a great new show on e4,thursdays at 10.30
to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. and divert it from reason and logic
fonejacker: h-llo madam i am from your bank and unfortunatly a pigeon has gone into your account
victim: erm, ok
fonejacker: now we need your details in order to enter the bank and remove the pigeon before it spreads bird flu
victim: ok i dont want that.
fonejacker: of course not madam
victim: ok my account p-ssword is ______ and my answer to the secret question is ______
the biggest pile of cr-p of a tv show ever, with the same puns over and over again, and it’s kinda racist.
oh god, fonejacker’s on again, turn it off!!!
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