fonest
a derivative of the words “fair” and “honest” – fonest
created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying “to be fair” changed mid-sentence to “to be honest”. the resulting speak was “to be fonest”
can be used to take the p-ss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
1)
mum: james, i think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea…
james: mum, to be fonest, you’re a f-ckin’ idiot.
2)
mufasa: roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (i’m gonna kill and eat you)
antelope #1: i taste like sh-t… to be fonest
mufasa: arf arf arf
antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man…
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