Fonger


when fingers get to a certain size, either though fatness, swelling or illness, they become fongers.
clare is skinny. she has nice delicate fingers.

john is 237 pounds over his idea weight. he has fongers.
any phallic item that resembles either a finger or a p-n-s.
tom: “could you please hand me that fonger.”
brandon: “i’m sorry, i don’t beleive i know what you are talking about.”
tom: “that cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could i please have it.”
someone thinks he/she is important (like co-founder), but actually just at the bottom of the food chain
she is a fonger.
a person who rubs their c-ck on someones face
want me to fonger u
a person of the orient
those fongers sure do know how to make sushi!
someone who licks their own -sshole
u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger

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