foo stache


a synonym of the word taint; grundle. fleshy patch between the t-st-cl-s and the -sshole, usually covered with an unattractive “mane” of pubic hair ressembling a grody mustache, often accompanied by dookie residue and toilet paper b-lls and occasionaly a small nest of crabs that was not seen because it lies underneath the folds of the taint.
often licked by cheap prost-tutes paid bottom dollar to prove there worth to the savy consumer of fornication.
“if you want this five dollars you better lick my foo stache b-tch!”

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