food bitch


a person who is abnormally picky about food and relentlessly forces their unsolicited opinion regarding food on others, esp. when they are eating something the food b-tch dislikes
david, the resident food b-tch, snarled in digust as i pulled out saltine crackers that i had no plan of ever offering him.
the person sitting in the p-ssenger seat who is immediately given the task of handing out the food at the drive-thru.
when i immediately handed sally the mcdonald’s bag, she knew she had become the food b-tch.
food bich adj. 1) someone who whines excessively at the thought of or presentation of a new or foreign food; 2) a person who is highly elitist about the foods they eat and chastises others for their choice of food or favorite foods, a sn-b or self-identified-food-enthusiast; 3) someone unable to finish the food on their plate.
1) what, you don’t want to try this thai food? man, you a food b-tch!

2) person 1: “you eat mcdonalds?! don’t you know you they harm animals and treat them unfairly? you can only eat local, sustainable foods. those are the best.”

person 2: “why do care about what i eat? oh right, you’re a food b-tch.”

3) person 1: “finish your food. don’t you know there are starving kids in africa?”
person 2: “i know, i know! but i can’t: i’m a food b-tch!”

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