food blender
a common s-x position in which a couple engages in s-xual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.
guy: “hey babe, i know you just ate an entire pizza, but i really want to try out the food blender right now. it sounds pretty kinky, ya know?”
-post-intercourse-
girl: “blaagghhhhhhhhhhhrhfrhghfssfdsfhgfh”
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