Food Douche


a person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.
jason: i love this turkey sandwich
joey: this sandwich sucks, i know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
jason: you are such a food douche
1. someone who thinks his taste in food is real good when actually it isn’t.
2. someone whose taste in food only follows what overating crowds say or what the price says.
ken wey is such a food douche, he thinks tony romas is good just because the food there is pricey and overrated by the crowd.

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