Food Jenga
the careful act of eating your food in such a way that it does not fall apart into a million pieces.
i ordered the gourmet burger and that thing came stacked with like ten ingredients. i had to practice careful food jenga to keep it from falling apart all over my plate every time i took a bite.
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