Food Rape
verb, the act of taking advatage of a drunk person by taking their food; even if it is offered, the person has no control over their actions, still qualifying it as food rape
karen food raped my fries last night while i was drunk.
when someone (or you) don’t feel like eating, but you force them to anyway. essentially raping with food.
person a: i’m so depressed i can’t even look at food.
person b: you have to eat. don’t make me food rape you.
the act of eating more food than your stomach can handle.
“my mouth said yes, but my stomach said no” said the food rape victim
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