Foodie

someone who thinks they know all about food and cuisine but they actually don’t know sh-t.
boy: hey, marc is a total foodie
girl: i know right!!!
boy: will you marry me??
girl: lol no
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a douchebag who likes food.
douchebag – “i’m a big foodie.”
non-doucher – “really? i like food too, but i’m not a tool.”
a dumbed-down term used by corporate marketing forces to infantilize and increase consumerism in an increasingly simple-minded american magazine reading audience. the addition of the long “e” sound on the end of a common word is used to create the sensation of being part of a group in isolationist urban society, while also feminizing the term to subconsciously foster submission to ever-present market sources.

though the terms “gastronome” and “epicure” define the same thing, i.e. a person who enjoys food for pleasure, these words are perceived by the modern american consumer as elitist due to their latin root forms and polysyllabic pr-nunciations.

also spelled “foody”
this newest repackaging of third world derived ingredients in the latest trader joe’s product is ever so delicious and different, it’s really made for all you foodies out there to buy now!
a person that spends a keen amount of attention and energy on knowing the ingredients of food, the proper preparation of food, and finds great enjoyment in top-notch ingredients and exemplary preparation.
a foodie is not necessarily a food sn-b, only enjoying delicacies and/or food items difficult to obtain and/or expensive foods; though, that is a variety of foodie.
because he was a foodie, he liked to collect menus from restaurants which prepared food he enjoyed.
a person who has no actual interests or hobbies.
“oh that’s really interesting! me? hmmm lets see, let me describe myself…well…i guess i would consider myself a real foodie”
a proletarian or member of the middle cl-ss who occasionally eats quality food, often of the type enjoyed by the higher cl-sses but sometimes “exotic” food of foreign lands. what the foodie calls “gourmet,” the upper cl-ss or upper middle cl-ss will simply call “food.” foodies often enjoy displaying their knowledge of food, which they must acquire since they must prepare it themselves, not having the finanical means to regularly have others prepare it for them.
the foodie pushed aside his tv dinners and bagged corn crisps to make way for the newly-bought fresh produce; tonight, after four hours of preparation, he will dine like a celebrity.
a fat kid pretentious enough to think up a special word to describe their desperate longing for anything to shove down their face. they’ll often claim to be “food enthusiasts” or to have “refined tastes,” but they’re usually lying.
“i got tired of telling people i had a ‘glandular problem,’ so i decided to start calling myself a foodie instead. it frees me of those negative connotations and leaves me to be become as lardy as i see fit.”

–you
a politically correct term for a fat person.
my aunt rhonda sure is a foodie