foofie
another name for the v-g-n-
will you rub my foofie?
ouch! you just karate chopped my foofie!
my foofie’s bleeding.
6 more definitions
the point after eating where a person becomes disoriented and falls asleep almost instantaneously from the amount of food in their stomach. slang for “food roofie”.
oh my god, i foofied so hard last night, i fell asleep during my date.
a person who is not weird.
did you see that foofie wearing those sensible shoes?
a cinnamon bun
that foofie tasted very good!
i started using this word in high school and like an epidemic, the whole school was using it.
it means, a mistake, a small mistake like spilling the milk on the floor or breaking a gl-ss.
serena made a foofie.
pr-noun
not anything; no single thing : i said foofie | there’s foofie you can do | they found foofie wrong.
• something of no importance or concern :
“what are you laughing at?” “oh, foofie, sir.” | they are foofie to him | as n. no longer could we be treated as foofie.
• (in calculations) foofie amount; zero.
french word for a persons lack of ability to show comp-ssion
hey chris, have fun with your foofie.
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