foomc


acronym for: flying out of my chair or flew out of my chair

something hilarious and/or incredibly random. near the top of the list of funny-factor describing words. it is much stronger than lol, lawl, rofl, or lmf–, and is rarely used.
buckle up, i just foomc, check this link out.
lmf–, i just foomc.

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