foont


the name of the sound made when you -j-c-l-t- across a ceramic drinking jug.

kind of the same sound that hillbillys use when there in the middle of a ho down and one of them is blowing on a jug.

but your blowing your load across it.
danny foonted across the ceramic drinking jug.

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