Foot in your Ass
the primary parenting method employed by red foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of win at their disposal.
“might i suggest the footing of your -ss?”
“you know what else is hot? my foot in your -ss.”
“you’re about to read a book that my foot wrote. it’s called, ‘on the road to being in your -ss’.”
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