foot phone


foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying”it’s for you”. the “foot phone” is only operational when the person attached to foot is intoxicated
how one receives a call on the foot phone
nb: (places foot to ear) “h-llo”, (looks at matt, and hands over foot phone). “it’s for you”.
you can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.

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