Football Withdrawal Syndrome
1. the agonizing mental process of accepting that football season is finally over.
this serious mental disorder afflicts millions of americans every year, usually in the second week of february. effective therapy is not available until the following august, at the earliest.
2. a crisis in the national spirit that is mitigated (only slightly) by the arrival of march madness — the ncaa basketball tournament.
3. the realization that life as we know it has ended, at least for six torturously long months.
4. proof that arena football will never take the place of the real thing.
hank was hospitalized on february 12 with severe anxiety and chest pain. following a series of cat scans at the mayo clinic, he was diagnozed with football withdrawal syndrome (fws). may g-d have mercy on his soul.
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