Footcar
nascar meets football. two teams of 10 nascar drivers line up on a large football field and play a game of team chicken. the middle of the playing field is defined by an actual chicken that starts at the center of the physical field.
hitting the chicken loses the game.
“hey guys, hows it going?”
“footcar.”
“huh? what’s footcar?”
“footcar. you know? there’s a chicken in the middle.”
“what the f-ck…”
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