Footscray Bulldogs


a mighty australian rules fotball team which trades under the name wstern bulldogs.

established in 1883, the footscray players have a notorious reputatio of being ruggged and uncompromising, and are known for ripping apart their opposition unmercilessly. and they also play football on the weekend.

the visiting team expects to receive a typical local greeting upon arrival in footscray, which usually involves being attacked with ninja stars and nunchucks and then being turned into dim sims and served up at local chinese restaurant – jimmy wongs – for 50 cents per serving.
oh, you are playing the footscray bulldogs this week…have you written you packed soy sauce?

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