Force Feeding The Futon
the act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your b-ttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
after painfully holding back, bart resorted to force feeding the futon while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.
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