force-poo
when a jedi is constipated (jedi food is notoriously rich), this special force power both lubricates the jedi -n-s and produces a tremendous down-thrust, thus clearing the blockage.
obi wan could hear the tie-fighters wizzing past the millenium falcon, he concluded his (until then sedate) morning-loaf with a brisk force-poo and ran to the laser-cannon.
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