Ford Lightning
the fastest production pick up truck on the planet
…. theres on in the garage…
the second fastest production pickup on the planet.
the ford lightning will reclaim throne over the viperwanna be… just like everything hemi inc puts out… sorry i meant dodge
the ford lightning, the second fastest truck in the world (the dodge ram srt-10 is the fastest as we all know). the lightning is powered by a pos ford 5.4l motor with a nice eaton supercharger (g-d forbid ford should make something fast without putting a supercharger on top). lightning’s are mainly garbage because they are made by ford, and because the motor blows out after 70,000 miles. predominatly owned by rednecks and white trash.
1. my ford lightning got whooped on the 1320 by srt-10.
2. hot d-mn! that little srt-4 peon just smoked my ford lightning!
3. i’m not going to bitlo, my ford lightning will probably only run 14 flat. :o(
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