fordham
probably the hardest yet smartest college on the eastern seaboard. bodegas rule the streets along with people selling bottleg movies, northface jackets, and drugs. overall though, on some real fordham will dead you.
yo what happened to my northface?
that sh-t got ran and sold at half price on fordham road
the “hottest catholic school” in america according to newsweek magazine.
newsweek’s annual how to get into college guide listed fordham as one of the “25 hottest schools in america.” the guide’s editors picked fordham as the “hottest catholic school.” fordham beat out fellow jesuit schools like georgetown and boston college! nyc rules!!!
an accredited university where you can’t major in comic book design, unlike nyu. business school is top ten in the country (wall street journal), law school is top twenty in the country (us news & world report), undergrad is top eighty in the country (us news & world report). a university based in the jesuit tradition, teaching students for over one hundred and sixty years to strive for excellence and be men and women for others.
nyu student (more than likely stoned out of his or her mind): “dudeeeee….all fordham students have 86 gpa’s”
fordham student: “uh, the last time i checked, a gpa was based on a four point scale…”
good school.
youll go to rose hill if you want to do anything with your life.
–oh i go to fordham rose hill
–oh cool i got fordham lincoln center
–whats your major
— dance/theatre
— oh haha cool i actaully have a real major, and ill actually make money when i get out of school. have fun being a stripper or something.
pretty nice school, cept your on the same campus as the f-ggot fordham prep kids.
hmmm, this fordham place is pretty nice….wait why are there little high school f-ggots here?
fordham= pretty good college.
fordham at rose hill is different than fordham at lincoln center…as in lincoln center is an amazing “campus” right in manhattan where rich folk go to get a good “ramming” education!
krista: “you go to fordham in the bronx?”
kristen: “no way man, i’m at fclc- i got cl-ss.”
located in one of the top 5 most dangerous neighborhoods in america. school consists mainly of rich new jersey and long island kids waisting their parents money on bars and drugs.
i got off at the metro north station at fordham and i got mugged
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