Foreskin Cookie
like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. however, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many asian cultures. according to ancient chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from confucius himself.
i got chinese take-out last night and it came with a foreskin cookie. it was exquisite.
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