forest lake

a city in washington county minnesota. full of white people, one black guy and about ten asians. its high school sports teams usually aren’t very successful. everyone smokes weed and cigarettes while the true cool people take hallucinogens and attend raves. there is an overabundance of 17 year old guys that love to try and build big -ss trucks because they have small p-n-ses. the main attraction is smoking weed/drinking on some friend’s parent’s boat or in someone’s ice house.
and getting drunk
guy 1: what do you want to do this weekend?
guy 2: get blazed as h-ll and go mudding in forest lake .
a city in washington county, mn. situated between i-35 and hwy 61, it has found a niche as a rest stop city – filled with gas stations (at one point this town of 14,000 had two holidays and four super americas) and fast food restaurants.

is referred to by the population as flaketown. which is quite apt at describing the people, as well as the paint on the traffic signs.

the population is mostly white, with a handful of other ethnicities represented sparingly. this results in a substantial proportion of the student body being incredibly racist. of course, the town is close enough to the twin cities where the rest of the student body ends up being priss and politically correct to a disgusting degree. the few who fall in between the two insane ideologies are generally left friendless (but don’t worry, they’ll go to college out of state and make something of themselves)

most graduates of forest lake high school will end up at century college in mahtomedi, mn – the nearest community college. the politically correct-minded will end up at u of m twin cities or umd, or one of the ‘in the middle of nowhere’ uw schools. few will escape to bigger and better places and they will never look back.

since there’s nothing to do in town, lots of people get wasted and high. mostly in public, like at the skatepark or at the dump of a movie theater. this is why anyone with a brain gets out of flaketown while they still can.
guy: alright! duluth roadtrip! let’s stop at the forest lake burger king before we go since it’s on the way!

flaker 1: dude, what do you want to do?
flaker 2: let’s get high.
flaker 1: sounds good, i’m failing every cl-ss anyway.
flaker 2: wanna get high in cl-ss?
flaker 1: i love you man.
a town everybody thinks is filled with pot-headed hicks, don’t get me wrong it has all of that! but some of the people there are trying to make a change for once! not everyone wants to be like them! the town is trying to be better as a community! there still potheads and hicks, but there are the ones that want to turn this town around!
“hey did you see that guy turn down the drugs”
“yeah he’s turning over a new lead, must be from forest lake or something”
“nah man there all a bunch of potheads”

“not all of them, some of them want to change!”
forest lake is a fairly nice suburb on the outskirts of brisbane city, qld, australia. it is surrounded by various dodgey suburbs such as: inala, goodna, richlands (nothing rich about it). it has a lake, which people often drown in because of the ammount of trash in it. it contains many mutant fish. there is very little forest, and the trees which survive live in resident’s backyards. most buildings are graffied because of gangs come and reck forest lake because they are jealous.
dodgey suburb dude 1: forest lake is so nice.

dodgey suburb dude 2: yeah, lets go tag it up so it becomes dodgey like our suburb.
a town in washington county, minnesota. not everybody smokes or drinks. it’s a town where kid’s who aren’t smart enough to spend their time more productively, decide to escalate their criminal record by using and selling drugs when away from their parents. this town is getting more diverse, but mostly white. that doesn’t mean everyone is racist. this town is enough part of the country to know all of your neighbors, but close enough to the city to get everything you need. the high school has a wide variety of extra-cirricular activities. there is also a mult-tude of people who are, and support veterans and troops!!!
how about forest lake!