forever-wipe
those sh-ts that take foreverrr to wipe.
present-tense usuage:
me -thinking- “d-mn, i’ve been in here for over 10 minutes. this is a forever-wipe!”
past-tense usage:
friend “yo bro were you just jerking off in my bathroom”
me “nah man, i took a sh-t it was a forever-wipe.”
friend “you better get your -ss to the store and buy me some toilet paper”
after a wicked dump, when no matter how well refined your rectal cleaning technique, you leave the can with a less than immaculate -sshole.
man that bbq was good but talk about forever wipes.
a fudgy sh-t that seems to keep rearing its ugly head, causing you to wipe and wipe forever, whilst still keeps coming up brown. a sh-t story without a clean ending often resulting in a plugged toilet.
“man, you need more bran or coffee in your diet, that was definitley a foreverwipe. you must have used a half role on that one”.
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