forlan
a striker for uruguay who currently plays for atletico madrid, formerly for manchester united. he played in the 2002 and 2010 world cups, and in 2010 he propelled uruguay to fourth place. he scored 5 goals and won the golden ball for being the best player in the tournament. women around the globe are in awe of his magnificent golden hair.
diego forlan kinda looks like a statue of a greek god.
the most suckiest player ever, he misses shots from like 1 yard ahead of the goal.
player1: o m g, how could you miss when you are alone with the f-cking goal, all by your self?!
player2: np, i took a forlan
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