fortifived


refers to junk food that has been “junkified” from “four-to-five”, indicating that it was so artificially desecrated, and processed for so long a time, that it is now almost totally devoid of original structure or nutritive value.
junk-food junkie: yo, dude — want some of my chips ‘n’ dip?
health-food hippie: no thanks, bud — no offense, but i’d rather not mess up my dietary regimen with any fortifived foods.

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