FortuNATE


when your name is nate and you realize just how fortunate you really are.
nate: ya know what? i go to one of the best schools in the state, my mother loves me unconditionally, i have a rich bestfriend, i get new jordans regularly, and the b-tches be lovin’ on me. i really am fortunate.

brendon: ya, i wish my name was nate.

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