fortunication


to copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
i would only have s-x with that ugly b-tch under the conditions of fortunication.

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