forum snob
an individual or packs of individuals (called a dividual) who (a) frequent forums, and (b) have an excess of angst over things that aren’t that important in the face of their impending mortality.
they are commonly found in forums where game updates are posted.
ugh, the stupid game devs added x and y features, when are they going to fix the rubber duck being slightly too yellow bug?
-more severe case- i paid good money for this early access game! it should do my taxes for me!
-most severe case- they didn’t fix my computer being too slow again 🙁
“dang, that update attracted forum sn-bs like ants to a picnic.”
“don’t read those posts, those are forum sn-bs, and they’ll drag you down with them”
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