forward man


a forward man is someone who is employed to lead a particular job, but is so inherently lazy that he simply forwards everything on to someone else to do. characterised by a large index finger on his mouse hand and can be found either in his room or the toilet hiding. sometimes emails can be forwarded before they are actually sent.
person a: where is the guy meant to be leading on this?

person b: he is hiding in the toilet but told me to do it instead!

person a: i can’t believe it, he is a total forward man.

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