Fossil Boy


a young man, boy or student with an unhealthy interest in fossils, paleontology, or geology in general.
fossil boy is out digging for rocks again
a young man, usually bearded, who engages in the activities of old men. e.g. boules, chess, and the drinking of gin or port.
”why didn’t —- come out tonight?”
”he’s having a quiet night in with a gl-ss of port and the monty python collection.”
”…. fossil boy

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