Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse
the four hors-m-n of the modern day that signal the coming of the apocalypse. these are their past names and their modern reincarnation names.
war : rucka rucka ali
famine : kim jong il
pestilence : justin bieber
death : mel gibson
when the four modern hors-m-n of the apocolypse arrive there will be a very noticable sign: they will be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. the seas will rage and the sky will deform, and with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.
guy 1: dude its happening!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: the four modern hors-m-n of the apocalypse! they are all meeting in florida to discuss a how they will taken command of the planet!
guy 2: awesome, do you need some more crack to smoke or are you just r-t-rded.
guy 1: … possibly. how much you got?
guy 2:screw off
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