foxy shazam

a band who has set their own genre in the music world. currently unsigned to any label, but still have more fans than the norm.
their music is completely indescribable, which can’t be said to a lot of other bands these days.
foxy shazam!’s members, while extremely out there, are a handful of the nicest people you will meet.

foxy shazam! proves their music is worthy since they opened up for bands like r-t-rd-o-bot, mindless self indulgence and tub ring.
1. some pretty gangster slang for “cool shoes”
2. a “soul” band from ohio
in west philidelphia born and raised on the playground was where i spent most of my days chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and all shootin some b ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin trouble in my neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said foxy shazam!
an amazing band from ohio who play thee most incredible music. dynamic and refreshing these guys seriously know music, the singer gets some stick for ‘acting gay’ when in actual fact he is awesome and soooo talented with a mind-blowing vocal range, i’ve heard people comparing him to justin hawkins, freddy mecury and geddy lee amongst others. these guys are filling a gap in the music scene and they display an amazing energy live that is totally infectcious… if you dont like them then that’s fine because we all have different tastes. but if your actively hating on these guys for bing ‘talentless’ or ‘h-m-s’ then your pretty much making yourself look like an idiot because foxy shazams music speaks for itself! watch their sp-ce because these guys will be huge! 😉
cos there will always be a wrong to your right
there will always be a war somewhere to fight
and lord knows i’ve had some rough f-ckin years
but oh, oh lord, oh lord keep on keeping on

…. oh lord by foxy shazam, this song blows my mind
a really awesome band from ohio who’s genre is indescribable. they are very original with their sound, though became highly disappointing with the music off of their second cd “introducing”. “introducing”, which contains music of a much more radio friendly sound, has unfortunately attracted the scene kids who like to find underground bands, and claim to like them just because many people don’t know who they are. but now the word is out, and you can buy their sh-t in hot topic.

also, it was very sh-tty of them to drop the “!” at the end of their name.
scene girl: “omggg foxy shazam! are the best band everrrr”
original fan: “i know right? remember when they werent very well known and always played the stuff off the flamingo trigger’, a 10x better cd?”
scene girl:”….the flamingo trigger?”
noun; a group of f-ckin talentless f-ckheads who cant sing or play any instrument and whom’s lead singer is a f-cking f-g and screams b-tches and acts all around gay. the band includes a bunch of f-cking r-t-rds whom have no idea what there doin and just f-ck each other and give one another head in the cheap -ss van; they also offer it too anyone that will give them a place to stay if there in town. this band is loved by posers and morons. anyone that likes them should go die. they disgrace music its self.
stupid -ss poser girl: they was soo deep
hardcore kid: they was soo gay, and i wish death on them.
stupid -ss poser girl: you just inscure
hardcore kid: your just another dumb c-nt that wants to fit in, i hope god shows no pity on those b-st-rds and sends them to h-ll. foxy shazam should just go away; they make me sick.

( music sounds like cirus music and should be played in a gay bar; hopefully in h-ll )