FPNI
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fpni
first post nailed it acronym: the proper way to show that the first response on a forum thread is genius.
thread topic:
he tells me he was checking something and accidentily released one of the handles that control the flow of drilling fluid it smacked him on the knee. he says to me “here, check it out” and before i had time to say anything dude had his pants around his ankles and i’m starring at this little bruise on his knee cap.
who the f-ck just drops their pants in front of total strangers?
first reply in thread:
someone that doesnt see the naked boy as a s-x toy.
third post:
fpni
by sir gunsalot february 03, 2011
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fph
fphb
fpic
fpickle
fpike
fpita
fpk
fpl
fp-lab
fplc
fpm
fpmao
fpmitap
fpmsl
fpn
fpni
fpnj
fpoa
fpoafn
fpob
fpoc
fpod
fpol
fpoms
fpoon
fpop
f-port
fpos
fpotd
fpp
f-p-p-f
fpppa
fpr
fprd
fpre
fps
fps3
fps aka freedoms per second
fpsb
fps b-lls
fps denial
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