fpos
abbreviation for ‘f-cking piece of sh-t’
this fpos keeps blue screening on me
fpo- the act of a paintball field forcing its paintballers the buy and play with only th paint that the field sells. fpo is the opposite of byop
can we bring our own paint?
no, it’s fpo!
“for position only”
1) in the graphic design world, these three letters are usually written large (and possibly in red letters to call attention to them) on a photo, ill-stration etc. that will be replaced with the actual one at a later time. used in creating graphic design concepts when the designer does not have all of the artwork yet.
2) an object, possession, or anything else that will eventually be replaced with a nicer version very soon.
1) john: “dude…i didn’t know that evangeline lilly was the spokesperson for that new kia sedona ad you’re working on.”
evan: “down boy. i just downloaded it off the internets…it’s fpo. we have the actual photo shoot this friday with the real model. they can’t afford kate from lost.
john: “oh. right.”
2) diann: “did i see you driving your mom’s 10 year old mini-van?”
carrie: “yeah. but it’s fpo. i pick up my new jetta tomorrow.
diann: “sweet!”
f-cking p-ssed off!
jamaican patois: yow my yute don’t seh nuttin tu mi mon, mi fpo!
slang: seriously don’t say anything to me i’m fpo!
a fat piece of sh-t. a dumb, fat, smelly, sweaty, untalented, greedy, lowlife who is constantly getting into trouble, making bad decisions, and in general behaving with no rationality at all, like an fpos. does. these people are more common than you might think. they often don’t attend school and brandish a strange, unfunny sense of humor.
(example 1)
-did you just eat my whole bag of jalepeno cheetos without sharing?
-shut up man, i was hungry.
-dude, you’re being an fpos.
(example 2)
dude, you are such an fpos, you just lit my house on fire! that’s not funny! what do you have to say for yourself?
(fpos runs away)
fat piece of sh-t
hey jeff, you fpos
for p-ss-es only.
used in response to an idea, event, thing, etc, that is typically -ssociated only with someone who is a loser.
guy walking out of macy’s- “hey guys, what do you think of my new sweater vest?
friend a- “are you f-cking kidding me?”
friend b- “dude, that sh-t is fpo. you better return it before you commit social suicide.”
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