frackleheimer


an extremely fat purple fish. typically when it is chopped in half it’s blood sparkles and give you the power to turn anyone you want h-m-s-xual. the blood is typically rainbow colored and you can buy it at walmart in the automotive repair aisle.
p1: edward cullen is a frackleheimer!

p2: that would explain jasper…

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