fractal shirt


an infinitely wrinkled shirt. often seen on it staff who wear a single shirt for days on end, wrinkling if in the process of sleeping in their chairs, under their desks, on the corporate couch, etc.
i pressed the doorbell, and this techie in a fractal shirt and 5 days’ worth of beard opened the door, groggily.

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