Fragelistic


an adjective, something pertaining to, or looking like, the mark that is made on a chalkboard when a blind, eurasian man trips down a flight of stairs and hits a chalkboard.

the g is a hard g. like in bagel.
“wow, she’s looking pretty fragelistic today.”

“i know right? weird.”

“how do you even get that way?”

“jeff, that blind, eurasian man probably tripped down those steps and hit her.”

“ah, that makes sense.”

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