the act of feeling both sad and happy at the same moment
sometimes i just feel so fragilidoucious.
- instagram diarrhoea
when a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps. hey, have you seen who’s been berlin?! she’s got a bad case of instagram diarrhoea, she’s clogging up my feed!
- dairy goat
a high cl*ss cougar who is slumming it. (english accent) “don’t be such a dairy goat, darling.”
- sneeze traffic
a build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer. “atisisisishoo!” *stumbles backwards* “sorry, sneeze traffic!”
- bake time
b*st*rdization of the time where you fo’ swizzle her nizzle which is the b*st*rdization of putting in the correct nizzle in her gas tank, which is the b*st*rdization of putting it in without pulling out. yo gurl , i didn’t expect for us to have that bake time last night. sh*t was fire!