Franchise Sized Fuckup


simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn’t get resolved. as a result the issue got a lot bigger.

the term franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to franchise out. this enables a small business to become a larger business.

father: do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like i asked you?
son: umm, no. i forgot. what’s the big deal?
father: the big deal is, i need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether i’m going to get there and back in one piece… this is a franchise sized f-ckup!

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