Frankenchicken


something served on various airlines and fast food chains like kfc and mcdonald’s that is a combination of old chicken, synthetic rubber, and a mystery chemical from dow called xc-1392-a-577-b23-9-00-1.

the last person who ate frankenchicken suffered the same fate as the guy who tried to give the recipe for xc-1392-a-577-b23-9-00-1 to the new york times. one died choking on the chicken in mcdonalds–the other was never seen again. nor have his possessions been seen again. they were confiscated by men in black suits with earpieces who drove a white van with nevada license plates.
this chicken is so rubbery, it’s got to be frankenchicken!

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