frankendike
a dike that is at least 6 foot eight, has short strait slicked down black hair, electrodes protruding from both sides of there neck and a flat head.
the moonlight revealed an ominous silhouette against the low fog cover. it walked stiffly and deliberately making a clunking noise with every step it took. i hid behind a tree to await its p-ssing from a far and hopefully catch a glimpse. a clouds p-ssing suddenly revealed the bright moonlight that shined upon the creature. –it heard my gasp and slowly turned towards me revealing its now illuminated face.– oh my g-d–a frankendike. i quickly said a prayer to the gods of speed and ran for the hills.
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