Frankengina
the artificial manufacturing of the universe’s most precious creation, v-g-n- — if god made anything better than p-ssy, he has kept it for himself. the frankengina is a similar perversion of god’s intent as the one described in the sci-fi cl-ssic “frankenstein.”
a frankengina is created by taking a real working d-ck and turning it into a non-working, fake p-ssy. then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like b-llsack when you’re munching them.
just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going “downtown” on a frankengina is enough to swear off being a “vagitarian forever.”
what happens when a guy really f-cks up your v-g-n- irreparably and has erectile dysfunction. not a pretty sight. scariest v-g-n- ever.
oh yeah it’s a frankengina mibad
1. a deformed or disgusting looking,smelling, or tasting v-g-n-.
2. when bowling and you recieve a split of two pins that are not directly to the left or right of eachother.
1. “i didnt f-ck that b-tch last night, because when she was naked i looked down and she had a frankengina.”
2. “haha, dude you just got a frankengina!”
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