Frankula
(proper noun) a hybrid of dracula and frankenstein. a common outcome when frankenstein is bitten by a vampire. rather than turning into a bat, he turns into a tyrannosaur and devourers m-ssive amounts of sheep. he was the scourge of the world in 2029 when he infected over 2/3 of the chinese population of over 15 billion. the u.n. sent aid to help stop this but it did nothing. as the infection spread, humanity learned that it is pretty b-tching to be a frankula. people embraced it and soon the world all became frankulas. was also a popular dance move in the 70’s.
dude it is pretty b-tching to be a frankula!
dude, i am doing the frankula!
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