freakizoid


a really, really wierd person who likes to say i have fat arms (when i don’t) and is semi-retired in his 30’s! sick, huh?
i met this really strange guy on craigslist. i’ve never met anyone quite like him before… he’s just so, so… well, the only word i can think of to describe him is freakizoid

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