Freaky Boner
this type of b-n-r occurs because a girl you brought back to your room turns out to be much freakier in the sheets than you had originally thought she would be. this can be a good thing or a scary bondage scars your mind type thing. either way you generally regret some of the things you do with a girl while you had a freaky b-n-r.
guy 1: dude, last night that girl was a total freak in the sheets
guy 2: really!
guy 1: yeah, but i got a little too much of a freaky b-n-r and may have done some things i regret.
guy 2: what do you mean.
guy 1: well i probably shouldn’t have smacked her -ss while she was on the way out…
guy 2: woah.
guy 1: and i think i also regret taking a sh-t on her chest and making her eat it…
guy 2: holy sh-t man, that’s f-cked up…
guy 1: she was really into it though. well, that’s a freaky b-n-r for you.
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