freaky-fast
freaky-fast (v.): refraining from masturbation for a week and then, at the end of the week, ordering jimmy john’s and trying to fully m-st-rb-t- before the delivery guy gets there.
i hadn’t m-st-rb-t-d all week so decided to freaky-fast before the failed radio dj brought me my sandwich.
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