Fred Porter
fred porter is a large african-american male currently residing in converse, texas. although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does not make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) madison and his dog is less cool than hers.
madison: “rub my feet”
fred porter: “yes, master”
i love you 🙂
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