free cowboy hat


a disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see -ssgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. and, because they’re free.
jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat.

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